塔博萊羅酒店公寓(Tamboleiro's Hotel Residence)

Genuinely one of the most jarring stays I’ve ever had to date. Don’t believe the pictures; the air conditioned comfort penthouse advertised does not have windows in the walls of the apar**ent, and was barely ‘indoors’ much less ‘air conditioned’. There is a single room with air conditioning. The room itself has a broken window that does not enable to close the window which makes the air conditioning pointless. The bed we stayed in had dirty sheets completely with dirt and several strands of hair. The sheets smelled. There are stains in the sofa. There is an electrical current that runs through your arm when turning on the shower tap. The door to the apar**ent was a makeshift block of wood that barely locked. To make things all worse, the place blasted music all night and day - bear in mind there is no way to block that out because there are holes in the wall where windows should be. Stay far far away. This should not be allowed to be listed.